"Happiness is like glass.It may be all around you, yet be invisible. But if u change your angle of viewing a little, then it will reflect light more beautifully than any other object around you"

"Somebody once told me, ‘Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt’. You’re right, I wouldn’t, cuz there’s a fucking o in country, I’d call it a count. People think I don’t know how to fucking spell…"